## "Miscellaneous Riddles"

#### How can I die before I was born?

There was once a man who was born in 1986. The man died in 1985. When the man died he 77 years old. How can this be?

A:
The man was born in 1986. But, the man died in the HOSPITAL ROOM 1985 of a stroke.

#### How to get out?

You are trapped in a concrete-walled room. The only things you have with you are a chair and a saw, how do you get out?

A:
You cut your chair in half, then put them together to make a HOLE (actually WHOLE)

#### The Real Ones

Inside a bare cave lay two human beings, male and female, both are naked and laying face up on a stone slab. They are dead but well preserved..there is nothing near or inside the cave except the two bodies on the stone slab. There is no writing or figures or any type or markings on the stone table. Just by looking without examination of any other kind, how can you tell they are the original Adam and Eve?

A:
A quick glance at their bellies will reveal they have no navels..they were created..not born.

#### How can you?

How can you be behind someone if that person is also behind you?

A:
back to back

#### Copycats

There were ten copycats in a boat.One jumped out.How many copycats were there left?

A:
ZERO!

#### challenge

What is easy to get in but hard to get out?

A:
Problem

#### What was he?

There once was a man named freddy feiner he was having a party wit his family on july 9 2004 from 3:00 to 12:00 at 12:00 the fireworks went of he got hit by one but lived.How did he live?

A:
he lived because on the forth of july they have fireworksnot on july nineth.ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

#### What’s the center of gravity?

What’s the center of gravity?

A:
The letter "V'

#### Cross the river

A man is traveling with a fox, a duck, and some corn. He comes to a river with a boat and must cross it, however, he can only take one thing at a time with him in the boat. He can’t leave the fox with the duck or the duck with the corn, how does he cross the river?

A:
The fox will eat the duck and the duck will eat the corn, but the fox won't eat the corn.

On the first trip, he takes the duck across the river and leaves it.

He then goes back across the river and brings the fox. He puts the duck back into the boat and takes it back to the other side of the river.

He then puts the corn in the boat and takes it to the side with the fox.

He gets back into the boat and brings the duck back over.

#### Car Crash

Mr. Smith and his son were in a car accident. Mr. Smith died but his son was rushed to the emergency room. The surgeon that was in the room said I cannot operate on him because he is my son. Who?s was the surgeon?

A:
It was the boys mother.
1. More:
2. 1
3. 2
4. 3
5. 4
6. 5