House of redwood

You live in a one story house made “entirely of redwood”. What color would the stairs be?

What stairs...you live in a "one story house" :)

Unlisted numbers

There is a town in California where 5% of all the people living there have unlisted phone numbers. If you selected 100 names at random from the town’s phone directory, on average, how many of these people would have unlisted phone numbers?

None. You will not find unlisted phone numbers in a phone directory

Bike Spokes

An old fashioned bike wheel has 21 spokes. How many spaces are between the spokes – 20, 21, or 22?

21

Car Crash

Mr. Smith and his son were in a car accident. Mr. Smith died but his son was rushed to the emergency room. The surgeon that was in the room said I cannot operate on him because he is my son. Who?s was the surgeon?

It was the boys mother.

A doctor and a bus driver in love

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away!

Bricked up room

You are in a room that is completly bricked in on all four sides, including the cieling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw and you cut the table in half, two halfs make a whole, and you climb out the hole. :)

How to get out?

You are trapped in a concrete-walled room. The only things you have with you are a chair and a saw, how do you get out?

You cut your chair in half, then put them together to make a HOLE (actually WHOLE)

As Thick as a Brick?

If a brick weighs a pound and half a brick, what does a brick and a half weigh?

Three pounds. If a brick were cut in half, the two halves could be described as "a pound here and half a brick there", therefore half a brick weighs a pound. A full brick would then weigh 2 pounds, and a brick and a half (a brick) weighs three pounds.

Animals and the Ark

How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?

None. Moses didn't take them on the ark, Noah did.