Sick!

A man once entered a seafood restaurant that guaranteed the freshest food and certain not to make anyone sick. Seeing this, the man decides to eat there. As soon as he finishes his meal he walks outside and immediately he throws up. Why is he sick?

Friday

A cowboy rode in on friday but left three days latter on friday. How is that Posible?

12 tons

There is a bridge that is 7 miles long the center of the bridge can only hold 12 tons. Three mile away from the center of the bridge is a truck that weighs exactlly 12 tons. When the truck gets to the center of the bridge a flock of birds lands on the truck. Why doesnt the bridge break?

dead bodies

there is a little shack in the middle of the woods it has no windows and no doors. there are two dead bodies on the floor. surrounding them is glass, rocks, and water. how did they die?

The Burglar

A burgalar breaks into a house. In front of the house there is a doghouse with a name on it but it is crossed out. When he gets in he starts putting things in his bag. Then he hears a voice, “God is watching you. God is watching you.” He turns around and sees a parrot. The man says, “Who are you?” And the the parrot answers, “Edmund. Why?” Then the parrot says, “Who names their little boy Edmund?” Then, a voice says, the same one who named me God”

Who in the house is God and who was saying God is watching you?

Rode To Town

A man rode to town on Friday, stayed three days, and left on Wednesday. The trip to town and back takes less than a day. How is it possible??

The Tricky Murder

A dead man is lying in a room with 53 bicycles laying around and a table and four chairs knocked over. The man was shot. Explain why he died and his odd surroundings.

A Riddle Full of Puns

A man is in a legendary ‘no way in no way out’ room. He has a mirror and a table in the room. How does he get out?

The Dead Man and The Puddle of Water

There is a dead man hanging from the ceiling in a noose with a puddle of water underneath him. The room is a legendary ‘no way in no way out’ room. The noose is too far in the air to jump into. How did the man hang himself?

The Cleverest Son

An old man once knew he was going to die soon. He called his three sons and explained that there was no way that he could divide his farm in three for them. He gave them each a coin and told them that whoever could fill the room would get the farm. The first son bought a cart of hay. The second son bought a wagon of feathers. The third thought a bit, then went to a small store and bought two small objects, and slipped them in his pocket. The first son could not fill the room. the second couldn’t either. The third son took the objects out of his pocket and they filled the room. What were they?