St. Ives

While I was on my way to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks. Each sack had seven cats. Each cat had seven kittens. Wives sacks, cats, and kittens, how many were there on there way to St. Ives?

A bus driver

Abus driver was going down the street.He was on the wrong side.He went at a stop sign and didn’t signal at a turn.He went under the minimum speed and yet he did not get in trouble for his actions.How is this possible?

The Burglar

A burgalar breaks into a house. In front of the house there is a doghouse with a name on it but it is crossed out. When he gets in he starts putting things in his bag. Then he hears a voice, “God is watching you. God is watching you.” He turns around and sees a parrot. The man says, “Who are you?” And the the parrot answers, “Edmund. Why?” Then the parrot says, “Who names their little boy Edmund?” Then, a voice says, the same one who named me God”

Who in the house is God and who was saying God is watching you?

What Word…

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word – from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

the wizard

A 6-foot tall wizard held a water glass above his head.He dropped it to the floor, and no water came out. How did this happen??

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

No Legs Have I To Dance

No legs have I to dance,


No lungs have I to breathe,


No life have I to live or die


And yet I do all three.


What am I?

Copycats

There were ten copycats in a boat.One jumped out.How many copycats were there left?

Houses

There was a green house.


Inside the green house there was a white house


Inside the white house there was a red house.


Inside the red house there were lots of babies.


What is the house?

How can you?

How can you be behind someone if that person is also behind you?