## "All Riddles"

#### The five mile stairs

your going up 5 mile stairs to the bathroom and you go two in a half feet up where are you now?

A:
half way up the stairs.

#### murder in a parking lot

a man was sitting, alone, in his car in the middle of a parking lot with the windows up and the doors locked. he was shot in the back of the head. there was no damage done to the car and he didn’t do it himself. how did it happen?

A:
the top was down

#### No Legs Have I To Dance

No legs have I to dance,

No lungs have I to breathe,

No life have I to live or die

And yet I do all three.

What am I?

A:
I am Fire.

#### How does he do it?

A girl holds her breath underwater for 5 minutes, and is payed \$100 by the magician. A boy comes, and claims he can stay under water for 10 minutes. He asks for \$500.

The magician is made to pay, as the boy kept his word.

How does he do it ?

A:
He stays under water for 1 minutes, comes back up, then goes back down. He does this continuously until his 10 minutes under the water are over.

#### Copycats

There were ten copycats in a boat.One jumped out.How many copycats were there left?

A:
ZERO!

#### Take you there

I’m sometimes white,

Although sometimes I’m black.

I take you there,

But never bring you back.

What am I?

A:
I'm a Hearse.

#### I run but never walk

I run but never walk, have a mouth but never talk, have a bed but never sleeps.

A:
A river

#### before every meal

What do you take before every meal?

A:
a seat

#### To die for

I am slim and tall,

Many find me desirable and appealing.

They touch me and I give a false good feeling.

Once I shine in splendor,

But only once and then no more.

For many I am “to die for”.

What am I?

A:
A Cigarette

#### Six Men Digging

Ten men took 20 minutes to dig 1 hole. If this is so, how long does it take 1 man to dig 1/2 a hole?

A:
There is no such thing as half a hole. A hole is a hole.
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