A burglar breaks into a house. In front of the house there is a doghouse with a name on it but it is crossed out. When he gets in he starts putting things in his bag.
Then he hears a voice, “God is watching you. God is watching you.”
He turns around and sees a parrot.
The man says, “Who are you?”
And the the parrot answers, “Edmund. Why?”
Then the parrot says, “Who names their little boy Edmund?”
Then, a voice says, the same one who named me God”
Who in the house is God and who was saying God is watching you?
The dog is god and the parrot was warning him.