# bricks

If a red house is made out of red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks and a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, what is a green house made out of?

Glass

# The Real Ones

Inside a bare cave lay two human beings, male and female, both are naked and laying face up on a stone slab. They are dead but well preserved..there is nothing near or inside the cave except the two bodies on the stone slab. There is no writing or figures or any type or markings on the stone table. Just by looking without examination of any other kind, how can you tell they are the original Adam and Eve?

A quick glance at their bellies will reveal they have no navels..they were created..not born.

# Smart Solutions

Before airplanes were invented, a suspension bridge was being planned to span the gorge near Niagara Falls. There was no way a boat could carry the necessary suspension cables across the violent water, and the bridge could not be built until the cables spanned the river. One day the builders staged a contest open to the public that solved their problem. The contest was won by a young boy. Shortly thereafter, the cables spanned the water. What countries did they stage and how did they use it to solve their problem?

The builders of the bridge were inspired to offer a prize to the first person to fly a kite from the American side to the Canadian side. Once the kite string made the crossing, a heavier cord was tied to this string and it was pulled across. This process continued in succession using heavier cords and ropes until the first cable spanned the river.

# How does he do it?

A girl holds her breath underwater for 5 minutes, and is payed \$100 by the magician. A boy comes, and claims he can stay under water for 10 minutes. He asks for \$500.

The magician is made to pay, as the boy kept his word.

How does he do it ?

He stays under water for 1 minutes, comes back up, then goes back down. He does this continuously until his 10 minutes under the water are over.

# Six Men Digging

Ten men took 20 minutes to dig 1 hole. If this is so, how long does it take 1 man to dig 1/2 a hole?

There is no such thing as half a hole. A hole is a hole.

# The Old Surgeon

George and his son Arthur were riding in a car. However they got into a car accident. George died and Arthur was rushed to the hospital. When he got there the doctors decided to preform surgery. The old surgeon that was called to operatate said, “I can’t do it he’s my son”. How can this be?

The surgeon was Arthur's Mother. (women can be surgeons too)

# Reading with the lights off

Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?

Sally was blind... she was reading a book by Braille.